Inbred Redneck Alien Abduction

Government special agents are sent to the hills of Arkansas to investigate an alien abduction. The agents meet and "team-up" with some back woods hillbillies to infiltrate the alien's mother ship. Once aboard the spacecraft, hillbillies and government agents alike must fight for their lives and escape their alien foes! It's Deliverance, Star Wars, Close Encounters, and The X-Files, all chewed up and spat out as truly bizarre and twisted fun! You'll like it even if you don't own a double-wide!
Comedy   Action  

• Not Rated
• 90 Mins
• Viewable: January 01 2019 to January 01 2030

Supervan

Clint a young man with a dream enters his custom van, Vandora, into a van contest known only as "Freakout". Eventually, Clint has to outrun some corny hick cops and use his van to battle a group of really bad guy bikers with an attitude to stay on the road. Good thing he installed those solar powered laser beams in his van! From the director of Disco Fever, Lamar Card, comes another movie made to capitalize off of a marginal craze of drug hazed 1970 fads. Imagine an entire movie centered on custom van culture with a drunken Charles Bukowski cameo thrown in for good luck and the kitchen sink for good measure and your getting a good idea of the look and feel for this totally cheesy of cheesiest movies from the late 1970s - Get That Free Wheelin' Feelin'<br /><br />DISCO FEVER director Lamar Card returns to deliver another flick that could have only been made in the 1970s. All Clint needs to be happy is a wide open road and a full tank of gas for Vandora, his futuristic custom van. Clint is on his way to enter Vandora into the "Freakout" van competition when the cherries of a police cruiser start glaring in his rear view mirror. But the cops aren't the only ones keeping Clint and Vandora from getting to the "Freakout" in time for the competition; a gang of hot-headed bikers are determined to drive him straight off the road. With time running out and the competition fast approaching, Clint punches the gas and uses his solar-powered lasers to blow away anyone who gets in his way.
Comedy   Action   50s 60s 70s  

• Not Rated
• 91 Mins
• Viewable: September 19 2019 to September 19 2030

The Bride Of Frank

Frank O'Brien is a smelly but lovable ex-homeless man who works at a warehouse in the industrial wastelands of New Jersey. He has a job, an apartment in the warehouse, and five cats. But Frank is lonely. He needs a woman. One of his co-worker places a Personals ad for Frank in a local paper. The ad draws a series of obnoxious, bitchy, demanding women - and one good one who will become The Bride of Frank. The others. well, they're not so lucky. See, Frank's a proud man - "a workin' man" - who won't tolerate being insulted or abused. When his dates make unfair judgements about his age or his appearance, Frank loses his temper and kills them. Kills them in SPECTACULAR ways.
Comedy   Horror   Killers & Thrillers  

• Not Rated
• 89 Mins
• Viewable: January 01 2019 to January 01 2030

Bimbos B.C.

A Barbarian woman is attacked while on a routine hunting mission. She pulls herself to a building that turns out to be a fortress for prehistoric bimbos! When they discover that their Queen has been bitten by a dangerous radioactive beast, the bimbos, lead by a spunky warrior named Trianna, begin a quest to Armageddon City to find an antidote.
Comedy   Horror  

• Not Rated
• 72 Mins
• Viewable: January 01 2019 to January 01 2030

The Witching

Stewart and Morris think they're about to spend a boring Friday at home watching grandma. But Stewart's house magically becomes the doorway between Earth and Hell, where every closet and refrigerator door hides a portal to a mystical dimension, where they must do battle with evil forces that are both human...and inhuman! It's a wild cinematic broomstick ride!
Horror   Comedy  

• Not Rated
• 63 Mins
• Viewable: January 01 2019 to January 01 2030

Ultrachrist!

What would Jesus (Jonathan C. Green) do if he returned to Earth and discovered that he was wildly out of touch with today's youth? In Ultrachrist!, he dons a Spandex costume and goes out into the streets of New York City to fight sin wherever it rears its ugly head. His disapproving Father (Don Creech) wants him to minister as he did 2000 years ago. The Antichrist, in the guise of the New York City Park's Commissioner (Samuel Bruce Campbell), resurrects a legion of famous sinners to destroy him. And when the beautiful seamstress Molly (Celia A. Montgomery) tempts Ultrachrist with Earthly love, his own inner hang-ups guarantee that redemption will not come easily.
Comedy   Camp & Dark Comedy  

• Not Rated
• 92 Mins
• Viewable: September 19 2019 to September 19 2030

Gross Out

A completely twisted and wealthy mother offers her three adult children a chance at inheriting her 28 million if they can make a movie so gross, so disgusting, that it makes her vomit. This is no small task considering her level of nastiness. In any case, the three team up to make the most disgustingly foul film imaginable complete with sexual gags and potty humor. "This film is based on a true story that happened to a family in Los Angeles. Please do not attempt to find this family, but if you happen to come across them in Hollywood at the intersection of Wilcox and Hollywood Blvd., please do not give them any money or talk to them. These people are dangerous and desperate, they will do ANYTHING for money! PLEASE STAY AWAY!" - Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office
Comedy  

• Not Rated
• 89 Mins
• Viewable: September 19 2019 to September 19 2030

Classe mista

Sexy Dagmar Lassander is the stunning new teacher that every male student yearns for. Her sultry looks virtually guarantee that every boy makes it to class. School attendance is way up and no longer is staying after school considered a punishment! Equally delicious Femi Benussi plays Alfredo Pea's voluptuous aunt who is constantly being spied upon by Alfredo and his father.
Comedy   50s 60s 70s   Sex & Violence  

• Not Rated
• 87 Mins
• Viewable: September 19 2019 to September 19 2030

Ski Wolf

Witness 80's style tomfoolery flung at you with the greatest of ease. Will Scott Bateman and his companions be able to stop "Ralston Zabka the 14th" (cult legend Trent Haaga) and his sidekicks (including adult star Alix Lakehurst) from taking the ski mountain away from Uncle Billy? Or will the SKI WOLF thwart the evil rich kids plan and bring the party back to the mountain slopes? Watch this flick and you will find these answers and more (like wild parties, explosive diarrhea, crazy sex scenes and huge naked breasts...(oops, I said too much)in "SKI WOLF!?"
Comedy   Camp & Dark Comedy  

• Not Rated
• 71 Mins
• Viewable: September 19 2019 to September 19 2030

I Spit Chew On Your Grave!

What happens when a group of busty Chics, pimped out by their mystical magical warlock leader, rapes the wrong man and a load of vengeance is heaped down upon them for such a dastardly deed? You must watch this unflinching tale of sheer degradation and buffoonery to find out.
Comedy   Horror  

• Not Rated
• 70 Mins
• Viewable: September 19 2019 to September 19 2030

Office of the Dead

Life Corp, a leader in the technology field, is working on ground breaking technology to makes people happy. The company's CEO, Sir John Chris, argues this is coming at a time when people are angry and need a change. Ben Lau, a software engineer, has dedicated the last three years of his life on the Life Corp project trying to make a difference.
Comedy   Horror  

• Not Rated
• 81 Mins
• Viewable: August 25 2014 to August 25 2030

Director's Cut

A bloody, black comedy set in the harsh Australian outback, The Directors's Cut tells the tale of a tyrannical director attepmting to shoot his first feature film on a farm in the middle of nowhere.<br>When people start dying, he has to decide which is more important: his crew or his film.
Comedy   Horror  

• Not Rated
• 90 Mins
• Viewable: January 01 2019 to January 01 2030